Man Caught Wanking With Eggplant Up His Bum
By Samuel Leighton-Dore
A video has surfaced on Facebook overnight of a commendably ambitious traveller getting his rocks off with an eggplant tucked neatly under his sarong.
The incident took place on a bus in Thailand, where commuters were sleeping through the long journey between Rangsit and Nakhon Nayok. However, one man was observed shuffling nervously between seats, flashing the phallic vegetable as he began to rub one out.
Guess he had an aubergenie in his bottle? Geddit?
Social media user Bee Sontaya shared the video on Facebook, where it has now been viewed close to 1 million times.
We won’t be sharing the original uncensored video here, because surely even the most public of offenders deserve some privacy, right?
“Warning. There was a pervert masturbating in a public van. #EggplantIsTheScaryPart,” Sontaya wrote in his FB post.
As would be expected, the response was a healthy mix of admiration and outrage.
“What the f*** is wrong with people?” One man enquired.
“It’s nice to see a guy who isn’t ashamed of his sexual activity.” Countered another.
Amen.
