Shooting yourself in the foot 101. By Diane Teasdale, independent candidate for Murray.

As far as I’m concerned, Johnny Depp is just another in a line of men I’ve masturbated about who have ended up being bad people.

The Australian Sex Party has waged an “all-out war” against the Catholic Church.

I was nineteen years old when I first encountered members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

“I want people to feel like they’re sitting in on a wee awkward date or awful break-up or hearing something that I’m scared to speak aloud.”

While there’s nothing remotely fun about the prospect of either candidate holding even one iota of power or influence…

The nature versus nurture debate is over, people. We are here to stay. You might as well get used to us.

It’s easy to forget the immense power we hold while sitting at home in our knickers with a glass of red wine and bowl of spaghetti.