Study confirms that yes, a lot of people are masturbating at work

By James Branson

THE ADULT DATING SITE Adultmatchmaker.com.au – not traditionally a bastion of scientific rigor, but whatever – has released some interesting data about Australia’s masturbation habits, not least of which was the stats about jerking it/rubbing one out at work.

It turns out that a whopping 38 percent of men have indulged in a wank at their place of employment. We really hope it’s going down in the bathroom, because if it’s at the desk, people are getting fired around here.

Extras – Were you masturbating? by Ridwan_Osman

Women aren’t wholly averse giving it a rub at the office, either, with 25 percent reporting to have masturbated at their workplace.

The stat was one of two gems in the website’s study – the other being that 34 percent of women and 27 percent of men had “masturbated with a friend”. Awwwww.

Head here to check out the full study.