Heaps of straight dudes are playing with their butts during masturbation

By James Branson

Next time a uber-straight guy screws up his face and declares any butt-stuff to be “gay”, you can now use statistics to back up that instinct you have that he totally goes home and puts stuff up his bum when he masturbates.

A new study has concluded that 33.6% of men enjoy stimulating their anus when having a wank. Hey, they even made this amazing chart:

In addition to fooling about with their own backdoor on the regular, 32% of guys use a vibrator and 24% “insert objects”. The study did not expand on exactly what those objects are, unfortunately.